SOOO, this is my 1st time typing a blog, its really fun I guess lol anyway, back to important adult business, there will be more posts to come, asap! I just want people to read my first post & let me know how they feel...I guess, I really dont care, I just wanna make people laugh...like a person who would tell jokes in front of an audience, that sounds like a great idea...I THOUGHT OF IT 1ST SO DONT TRY TO STEAL IT!!!!...anyway, enjoy!
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Things That Make Me Feel Like a Champion
You know, there are big, huge, omg achievements in life that can make you feel like a champion, such as winning the nobel peace prize, or having more than 37 friends online using the facebook pop-up chat (you popular bastard) or passing a pregnanacy test. While those achievements surely decree that all glory be to you, there are such things as daily, sometimes tiny acheivements, most may call these "personal achievements" but I like to call them "acheiveminis", it sounds like a little person gymnast lol
Anyway, there are many acheivemini mountains that people climb i guess/////side track...okay, if a big acheivement would be considered a big mountain that has been climbed, would an "acheivemini" mountain be considered a hill...or a knoll of some sort?...hmmm/////and I am here bloggering about achievements (mainly mine because I dont know you) today..right now...& please feel free to totally relate
Captchas (or however you spell it)
A "captcha" (as explained by Wikipedia) is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to ensure that the BLAHBLAHBLAHresponse is not generated by a computer. The process usually involves one computer (a server) asking a user to complete aBLAHBLAHBLAH simple test which the computer is able toBLAHBLAHBLAH generate and grade. Because other computers BLAHBLAHBLAH are unable to solve the CAPTCHA, any user entering aBLAHBLAHBLAH correct solution is presumed to be human. Thus, it is sometimes described as a BLAHBLAHBLAH reverse Turing test, because it is administered by a machine(aka THE MAN lol okay that was me not wikipedia) and targeted to a human, in contrast to the standard Turing test that is typically BLAHBLAHBLAH administered by a human and targeted to a machine. A common type of CAPTCHA requires that the user type letters or digits from a distorted image that appears on the screen.
...in other words, they're those annoying gibberish-looking words that you have to
type into a rectangle, these words often make me question my sobriety & the prescription strength of my eyeglasses. this evokes feelings of anger, sadness & confusion, deep down in my soul-hole ...or maybe those are the side effects of being sober. the latter of these moments, which is me failing this human test reuslts the page being refreshed, introducing me to another (most of the time harder) captcha to decipher & type in... while annoying as these captchas may be, they are the muscular insanely-tight-shirt-wearing bouncer to the club known as "gee, I want to have an enjoyable internet experience but I have be tested to see if I'm an actual human first"...because only humans should be allowed to use a computer"...YOU HEAR THAT Mr.T ?!?!(my yorkie)
I earn an acheivemini by half the time typing in the captcha correctly the 1st time it
appears ...thus proving I am human dammit!(aside from the fact that I was born
before the internet) earning me the right to be a champion....how about you?
Anyway, there are many acheivemini mountains that people climb i guess/////side track...okay, if a big acheivement would be considered a big mountain that has been climbed, would an "acheivemini" mountain be considered a hill...or a knoll of some sort?...hmmm/////and I am here bloggering about achievements (mainly mine because I dont know you) today..right now...& please feel free to totally relate
Captchas (or however you spell it)
A "captcha" (as explained by Wikipedia) is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to ensure that the BLAHBLAHBLAHresponse is not generated by a computer. The process usually involves one computer (a server) asking a user to complete aBLAHBLAHBLAH simple test which the computer is able toBLAHBLAHBLAH generate and grade. Because other computers BLAHBLAHBLAH are unable to solve the CAPTCHA, any user entering aBLAHBLAHBLAH correct solution is presumed to be human. Thus, it is sometimes described as a BLAHBLAHBLAH reverse Turing test, because it is administered by a machine(aka THE MAN lol okay that was me not wikipedia) and targeted to a human, in contrast to the standard Turing test that is typically BLAHBLAHBLAH administered by a human and targeted to a machine. A common type of CAPTCHA requires that the user type letters or digits from a distorted image that appears on the screen.
...in other words, they're those annoying gibberish-looking words that you have to
type into a rectangle, these words often make me question my sobriety & the prescription strength of my eyeglasses. this evokes feelings of anger, sadness & confusion, deep down in my soul-hole ...or maybe those are the side effects of being sober. the latter of these moments, which is me failing this human test reuslts the page being refreshed, introducing me to another (most of the time harder) captcha to decipher & type in... while annoying as these captchas may be, they are the muscular insanely-tight-shirt-wearing bouncer to the club known as "gee, I want to have an enjoyable internet experience but I have be tested to see if I'm an actual human first"...because only humans should be allowed to use a computer"...YOU HEAR THAT Mr.T ?!?!(my yorkie)
I earn an acheivemini by half the time typing in the captcha correctly the 1st time it
appears ...thus proving I am human dammit!(aside from the fact that I was born
before the internet) earning me the right to be a champion....how about you?
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